Oh yeah, and send us your bank account number so that we can wire the money. Maybe first send us a few thousand dollars to cover the taxes too…
Translation seems to be a lot of printing equipment for sale. I don’t know why this Russian spam amuses me so. I do have to say it’s formatted far more nicely than any of the American stuff I get.
Google translation: “Montenegro Proposed sale of flats in the investor has already built a house on one of the best resorts Budvanskoy Riviera-Bechichi. Location : 5 minutes from the coast of the Adriatic Sea, three minutes from the best SPA Hotel SPLENDID. Square apartments : 30-80 square metres. M. Cost : 2.500-3.100 euro / sq. […]
Who am I to say no?
Dude, I’m not getting the poison out of there. Sorry.
I posted this one just for the sheer volume of this message I received over the weekend.
Or email email@example.com for more info.
I love how this one starts with a folksy pitch… I think “Hey Ya’ll Dear” is going to be my new catchphrase.
A CLASSIC PITCH BREATHLESS INTONATION HOW COULD YOU LOSE? UNSUBSCRIBE NOTICE AT BOTTOM DID I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS?
Here’s an attractive space for lease. Could have used a coat of paint for the picture. Google Translation: RENT PRODUCTION PLOSCHADEY owner m. Elektrozavodskaya (15 min. Foot) production area of 500 square kilometres. M. Protected Area, the ceiling height of 6 metres. All communications, power is not limited. Price of $ 160 sq. M / […]