Home >> August, 2007

Hmmmm, I don’t remember being scammed for $1,964,000?

Posted on: Saturday, August 18th, 2007 in:

Oh yeah, and send us your bank account number so that we can wire the money. Maybe first send us a few thousand dollars to cover the taxes too…

For Sale: uhm….

Posted on: Friday, August 17th, 2007 in:

Translation seems to be a lot of printing equipment for sale. I don’t know why this Russian spam amuses me so. I do have to say it’s formatted far more nicely than any of the American stuff I get.

August’s Vacation Property of the Month

Posted on: Friday, August 17th, 2007 in:

Google translation: “Montenegro Proposed sale of flats in the investor has already built a house on one of the best resorts Budvanskoy Riviera-Bechichi. Location : 5 minutes from the coast of the Adriatic Sea, three minutes from the best SPA Hotel SPLENDID. Square apartments : 30-80 square metres. M. Cost : 2.500-3.100 euro / sq. […]

In the simplicity department

Posted on: Friday, August 17th, 2007 in:

Who am I to say no?

The most terrifying story of the week

Posted on: Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 in:

Dude, I’m not getting the poison out of there. Sorry.

{S}o [Ma]ny spms

Posted on: Monday, August 13th, 2007 in:

I posted this one just for the sheer volume of this message I received over the weekend.

Pay no attention to the men in dark suits…

Posted on: Monday, August 13th, 2007 in:

Or email info@fbi.gov for more info.

Hey Y’All Dear, Get a Fancy Watch!

Posted on: Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 in:

I love how this one starts with a folksy pitch… I think “Hey Ya’ll Dear” is going to be my new catchphrase.

Who wouldn’t want to fire their boss?

Posted on: Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 in:

A CLASSIC PITCH BREATHLESS INTONATION HOW COULD YOU LOSE? UNSUBSCRIBE NOTICE AT BOTTOM DID I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS?

It’s a “Fixer Upper”

Posted on: Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 in: ,

Here’s an attractive space for lease. Could have used a coat of paint for the picture. Google Translation: RENT PRODUCTION PLOSCHADEY owner m. Elektrozavodskaya (15 min. Foot) production area of 500 square kilometres. M. Protected Area, the ceiling height of 6 metres. All communications, power is not limited. Price of $ 160 sq. M / […]